“WHAT!? REALLY!?”

Yes, you’ve interpreted that title correctly! Ariana Grande, WILL, be able to sing in “BIG SEAN - ONLY 2 Deluxe” next year, via the new, “PLUS” branded final upgrade package, coming in fall of next year!

“So, You’re Saying Right Now, That I’ll Be Able To Make Her Perform Concerts And Chizz Next Year!?”

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t get ahead of yourself now. We didn’t create a VOCALOID™ of her that’ll be controllable in the game or anything awesomely Japanesie like that! We’ll just have spliced together some clips of her singing a lyric or diaphone from a bunch of different songs of hers until we’ve formed each of her current in game dialogue lines; nothing fancy at all.

“Oh, Kay? But Are You Sure That Such A Thing Counts As ‘Fair Use’?”

Certainly. Fair use lets you use up to seven percent of each of her songs in each of her individual lines of dialogue, since they’re spread across over fifteen individual audio files. And considering that we are jumping to and fro across multiple songs from up to three different Ariana Grande Butera albums, and even further taking into account that song and or album switches occur at least once every six phonemes no matter what the line is being crafted, it’s perfectly ‘fair’ to ‘use’ these clips in our game, since no individual line shall ever contain more than seven percent of any single one of Ari’s tracks.

“Any Other Changes And Or New Features?”

You bet!

THERE’LL BE TONS OF NEW FEATURES!

• More fights might be added to “Wrestle Camp” if we can fit them in!
• If they do fit, these “Wrestle Camp” matches’ll occur in new multiverses!
• We’ll add a free battle mode where you can level up both Ari and Sean!
• As you participate in free battles, new opponents and worlds’ll unlock!
• You’ll be able to select the multiverses in which free battles take place!
• Multiverses’ll be sorted by opponent element!
• All eighteen PoKéMoN elements’ll be featured in free battle mode!
• You’ll be able to start training aGainst any elemental fighter type you wish!
♦ Free battling’ll be a gauntlet, so changing elements’ll kill your ProGress!
• Each free battle element’ll have its own uniquely coloured score editor!
• You’ll be able to ReFace past opponents within each multiverse!
• Each free battle champion’ll have their own exclusive Wrestle Camp match!
♦ Gauntlet progress’ll reset after beating a champion, so be sure you’re ready!
• Hopefully, both Ari and Sean’ll be able to fight free battle champions!

AN AWESOME CHANGE IS COMING TOO!

• JadeRive’ll be made into another way to reach the final boss!
♦ You’ll be able to choose the gender of the hero you portray as well!
♦ Not only that, but each hero’ll have a unique vehicle and game aesthetic!

Bug Fixes:

• That glitchy screen recorder prompt’ll be axed from “My Console Mode”!
♦ Nothing’ll replace it, so you’ll have to find your own software from now on.
♦ If the code were accessible, you’d see that we recommend ActivePresenter!
♦ For internet safety purposes, “ActivePresenter” is made by Atomi Systems.

This’ll Be The Final Update Before We Officially Bring The Development Of “BIG SEAN III: GHOST WARS” Into Full Swing, The Latter Title Which We Plan To Release In 2020!

As you can surely see, we’ll have had a lot of work cut out for us, but we promise to put just as much effort, if not even more, into “BIG SEAN - ONLY 2 Deluxe PLUS” as we put into the original Deluxe edition! And when it comes to Ghost Wars, we’ve got an entirely fresh new game engine for you, the likes of which you’ve never seen and shall blow you away with its new, ALL FMV GAMEPLAY!

Until then, please enjoy, and as always, “Happy Jading!™”