That's right you've been bought!
First order of business we are renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards "Blapeture Mesa", marketing boys think of something else so blapeture it is.
Next I heard that you people were conducting some Anomalous Materials research that could result in a resonance cascade, so I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world.
a resonance cascade...YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SCIENTISTS
Use some common sense












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