New pfp--Deux jours

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

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My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

normal day in the argonne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

I AM NOT A MORON

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!