My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Repent

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!