My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

New pfp--Deux jours

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Repent

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)