Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

That's right! That awesome instrumental-cover of "Show Yourself" from "Frozen™ II", which appears in the "AnnieMon Battle 2021" soundtrack, was in fact made, using "Rockstar Games®'s Beaterator™", for the "Sony® PSP™"!