Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here

hi

I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping

Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)

"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!

Idk anything about Mouthwashing but I like how one of the characters is just straight up Chris McLean

How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground

No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!

"I actually love FNAF World, it's so underrated!"