So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

normal day in the argonne

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

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Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

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Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Ice

Landed on the wrong exoplanet