Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

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Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

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Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!

murder

normal day in the argonne