Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

normal day in the argonne

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

First doodle this school year!! :D

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

😁 #flamingo #albert #mrflimflam

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!