I'm sorry Santa deniers, but Saint Nicholas IS NOT THE BASIS OF SANTA! Does Nick bring presents to kids? Does Nick own elf slaves? Does Nick break into people's houses? Is Nick fictional? I rest my case.
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I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping
Idk anything about Mouthwashing but I like how one of the characters is just straight up Chris McLean
Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)
"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!
Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here
"I actually love FNAF World, it's so underrated!"
No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!
How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground
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