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Inspired by the Roblox "Red Light, Green Light" game, but thankfully minus the annoying :Everyone-on-the-server-must-be-in-bed-to-start-the-game"rule, "JadeJohnson Games's ‘Pause Or Perish™", is planned for an October Thirty-first-release!


The game will be powered by the RPGMakerPPT3D game-engine we made, and the rules're simple: "Green Light" means Go, but if you don't Stop during a "Red Light" (during which the entire playfield glows in a bold, ominous red), you'll immediately perish!

There will eventually be multiple maps to play in, but we'll start off with just one so that we can hit this release-date for certain.

We're also going to add a special new-feature that'll enable you to customize your character upon your every whim, so the fun'll only stop, oh no, Red Light, Green Light; when you do!

We hope you will enjoy this (not-actually)-life-threatening new game, when it hopefully launches by Sunday, October Thirty-First Of Twenty-Twenty-One!

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