JadeJohnson Super Sports News: The Next Four PowerPoint Sports Have Been Announced! Which one'll be your favourite?!
The Next four PowerPoint sports'll surprise you!
A. Farting:
Will you be able to produce the stinkier methane gas cloud?
B. Introductory Cross Country
Run laps in a 3D esque room made entirely out of 2D sprites!
C. Riffing:
Have real "JadeJohnson Records™" artists judge your singing!
D. Street Fighting
That's right! We're letting you stream "Giga Street Fighter II"!
So which of these'll be your favourite?!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!
Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
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