JadeJohnson Super Sports News: The Next Four PowerPoint Sports Have Been Announced! Which one'll be your favourite?!
The Next four PowerPoint sports'll surprise you!
A. Farting:
Will you be able to produce the stinkier methane gas cloud?
B. Introductory Cross Country
Run laps in a 3D esque room made entirely out of 2D sprites!
C. Riffing:
Have real "JadeJohnson Records™" artists judge your singing!
D. Street Fighting
That's right! We're letting you stream "Giga Street Fighter II"!
So which of these'll be your favourite?!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!
And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!
But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
The adventure-games are coming!
The adventure-games are coming!
JadeJohnson Industries Vault:
The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!
Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!
Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The
L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus
Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!
L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.
Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!
A new, in-development mode, which will be baked into the open world of B-A-S, titled "Bebe's Fashion Show™", will eventually be spun-off into its own title in The "Bebe's Art Studio™"-Series Of Games!
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