JadeJohnson Super Sports News: The Next Four PowerPoint Sports Have Been Announced! Which one'll be your favourite?!
The Next four PowerPoint sports'll surprise you!
A. Farting:
Will you be able to produce the stinkier methane gas cloud?
B. Introductory Cross Country
Run laps in a 3D esque room made entirely out of 2D sprites!
C. Riffing:
Have real "JadeJohnson Records™" artists judge your singing!
D. Street Fighting
That's right! We're letting you stream "Giga Street Fighter II"!
So which of these'll be your favourite?!
The adventure-games are coming!
The adventure-games are coming!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
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— This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!
If Isabelle were human:
Made with Microsoft Copilot.
The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
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