JadeJohnson Super Sports News: The Next Four PowerPoint Sports Have Been Announced! Which one'll be your favourite?!
The Next four PowerPoint sports'll surprise you!
A. Farting:
Will you be able to produce the stinkier methane gas cloud?
B. Introductory Cross Country
Run laps in a 3D esque room made entirely out of 2D sprites!
C. Riffing:
Have real "JadeJohnson Records™" artists judge your singing!
D. Street Fighting
That's right! We're letting you stream "Giga Street Fighter II"!
So which of these'll be your favourite?!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!
And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!
But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!
It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!
When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!
Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!
Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!
We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!
The adventure-games are coming!
The adventure-games are coming!
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