JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!