#minecraft #book #disney #Chip_n_Dale #intro #Chip_n_Dale_Rescue_Rangers #Rescue_Rangers

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(**Part 1: Uninvited guests**)

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(*Time has passed since the observation of the "Rescue Rangers" team.*)

(*Two unknown teenage people successfully observers on the team "Rescue Rangers" in which something was done or something else. But they two got to themselves base at which teenage people called factions "Blackteenagersky", there is only black uniforms with clothes in teenage people. Two unknown teenage people entered the town hall in which live by the name "Blackmikhalov". And besides gathered not a number of teenage people.*)

Unknown teenage man 1: (*reply greeting in Ukrainian to all teenagers-chairmen*) Всім салам алейкум, панове підлітковий-голова члени зборів.

Unknown teenage man 2: (*reply in Ukrainian to all teenagers-chairmen*) У нас неприємності відбувається, наш один доблесний підлітковий боєць був впалий невідомо антроформний істота, але вони вже прибули в нашу світом "Майнкрафт", в який ми раніше не бачили їх, цих черговий гризуни з звичайним світом, виявився.

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Name: Blackmikhalov

Gender: Male

Race: Human (teenage human)

Occupation: The main teenage leader of "Blackteenagersky" (maybe he was a confidant of Blackdmitry, he is the founder of the teenage leader "Blackteenagersky")

Factions: Blackteenagersky

Status: Alive

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(*The other teenage chairmen look up in concern, exchanging glances. Blackmikhalov, the main teenage leader, sits at the head of the table, listening intently.*)

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian*) Ясно. Про що ви говорите? Ці гризуни з звичайного світу вже тут? Чому ви не доповіли мені раніше?

Unknown teenage man 1: (*seriously responds calmly in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Ми щиро вибачаємося, що ми не доповіли вам раніше.

Unknown teenage man 2: (*seriously responds calmly in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Ми стежили на цих гризуні, в який називає по іншій фракцій називається - "Rescue Rangers". Але вони вже збудували в собі новий штаб не зрозумілого і крім дерев'яний звичайний з дерева дуба.

Unknown teenage man 1: (*seriously responds calmly in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Так! Ми всі бачили, як ти просив. Забув?

*Blackmikhalov:* (*speaks in Ukrainian*) Я розумію, що ви хотіли запобігти і спостерігати за ними. Як вони поводяться? Чи є у них якісь здібності чи зброя?

Unknown teenage man 1: (*seriously responds calmly in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Не знаю! Там вони крім тримати в собі дерев'яну зброю і носили на кшталт шкіряної броні з корови або коня, іншим.

Unknown teenage man 2: (*seriously responds calmly in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Але вони поводилися як прості люди, ніж ми. І ми самі не розуміємо, як це відбувається взагалі, вони далі житиме в собі за нашою у світі "Майнкрафт". Але це наша земля, а не їй проклятий гризунь-хадячий.

(*All the teenage chairmen of the rulers were surprised by the two unknown teenage people who spoke.*)

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian, serious and calm*) Це справді дивно. Я ще не стикався з подібним.

Black Chairmen 1: (*speaks in Ukrainian, surprised*) Як вони взагалі тут опинилися? Чи вони знають, що вони тепер в нашому світі "Майнкрафт"?

Black Chairmen 2: (*speaks in Ukrainian, surprised*) Це просто обурливо, але ж це наша земля для фракцій "Blackteenagersky".

Black Chairmen 3: (*speaks in Ukrainian, agree with the answer to all*) Так! Давно пора, треба, їх прогнати обом!

(*Blackmikhalov a little annoying and hit hard under the table to shut everyone up.*)

Blackmikhalov: (*angrily responds in Ukrainian to everyone*) А НУ-КА, ВСІХ ТИХО!!!!!!

(*And then I heard clapping, it was one teenage horror fighter named "Har'Ban", he understands the answer in Ukrainian to everyone.*)

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Name: Har'Ban

Gender: Male

Race: Half-Horror

Occupation: Teenage horror fighter

Factions: Blackteenagersky

Weapon: Black-steel axe (two), Black-wooden crossbow

Status: Alive

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Har'Ban: (*creepy smile and creepy voice in Ukrainian to everyone*) Браво-браво, я хоч ще чув про якусь гризуну прибули із звичайний світ нещодавно. Але я все одно чув про це, і що я конкретно пропустив цього разу, Чорномихалов.

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian, calm and serious*) О, Гарбан! Чому я не здивований тому, що ти тут.

Har'Ban: (*creepy smile and creepy voice in Ukrainian to everyone*) Ну, жарти в бік, я знаю, що ви всі маєте занепокоєний, анімаціями з приводу прибуття в звичайний світі, нещодавно гризуні і тепер, вони в нашому світі "Майнкрафт", вірно?

(*Har'Ban a little joke for everyone, and again an answer in Ukrainian to everyone.*)

Har'Ban: (*creepy smile and creepy voice in Ukrainian to everyone*) Я ж не думав одразу, Чорномихалов. Ви ж не забули відразу, що я легко шпигувати за вами, легко послухати вас, і легко можу я вас залякати про першу секунду, що вони ж пустили штани сечі.

(*Har'Ban again a little joke for everyone, and again an answer in Ukrainian to everyone.*)

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian, serious and annoyed*) Гаразд, Гарбан. Ти можеш поводитися серйозно хоч один раз?!

Har'Ban: (*understanding, and again a creepy smile and a creepy voice in Ukrainian on Blackmikhalov*) Гаразд, вибач, що я вас залякав. Отже... І що робитиме з цих шкоди гризунки-підораси.

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian*) Ми будемо вести мирно-переговори на фракції так називає "Rescue Rangers".

Har'Ban: (*uncomprehending response in Ukrainian to Blackmikhalov*) Мирні-переговори?... Мирні-переговори? Але пан Чорномихалов. Як ми довго вестимемо мирні переговори на цьому якийсь про фракції "Rescue Rangers". Але ж це не цікаво, з ким воюватимемо, га?

Blackmikhalov: (*speaks in Ukrainian to Har'Ban*) Я розумію, що тобі може здатись все нецікавим, але я не хочу, щоб ви починали бойові дії. Ми повинні спочатку спробувати домовитися мирним шляхом на цьому. Не хотів, що у нас могли би початися бойові действия.

Har'Ban: (*angry, but he still accepts the answer to Blackmikhalov*) Чорт забирай, я розумію..

(*Meanwhile, some time passed...*)

(*Somewhere far away in the new headquarters of the "Rescue Rangers" in the forest.*)

(*The Rescue Rangers have built a small treehouse as a temporary base, which they managed to make quite cozy and comfortable. Chip is checking over their new home in a tree, making sure everything is in place.*)

Chip: Not bad, not bad at all. We've set up a pretty nice place here for now. Now all that's left is to start planning for next steps.

Gadget: Yes! Well, it looked a bit blocky, to be honest. I did exactly that - a workbench made of four wooden ones, a stove made of nine stones that we dug in a small cave...

Dale: (*stupid answer*) And I also made a fifth bed for the team, well, which I killed the fifth sheep, where there is white wool.

Monty: (*looks at the bed made of wool by Dale and responds seriously*) Great, thank Dale! That's really useful for all of us.

Gadget: (*looks at the workbench made of wooden blocks and responds seriously*) Yeah, and thanks for the workbenches, too.

Chip: (*looks at the stove made of stones and responds seriously*) You did well to find a small cave, and that stove will definitely help keep us warm once night falls...

(*And then someone starts yelling in the streets.*)

???: (*joking-rude answer in Ukrainian*) ГЕЙ!!!! ГРИЗУНКИ ХОДЯЧИЙ-ПІДОРАСИ!!! ВИХОДИ!!!! НОВИЙ РІК ПРИШЛА, СУКИ!!!!

Chip: (*looks at the exit, a bit annoyed that someone interrupts them*) And this guy again!? Can't we have 5 minutes of peace?

Gadget: (*looks at the exit, irritated*) It looks like he wants us to come out. What does he want now...?

(*The Rescue Rangers team went outside and saw something scary in him, unknown.*)

(*And then, as he quickly teleported closer to him and intimidated the Rescue Rangers team.*)

Har'Ban: (*showed a creepy face and a creepy smile, scared everyone*) БО!!!!!

(*The Rescue Rangers team was startled by the sudden appearance of Har'Ban and his creepy face and smile. They take a step back, alarmed.*)

Chip: (*backing away, uneasy*) What the heck... Who are you?

Gadget: (*defensive stance*) Don't come any closer!

Har'Ban: (*horror of laughter and the answer horror voice in Ukrainian*) Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха!!!! Але ви звичайно ж зляканий смішні-гризуни ходячий, як ці чергові нубський-ідіотизм у котрий заважає нам спокійно жити у світ Майнкрафті. (*serious response to the "Rescue Rangers" team*) Ось що скажу, гризуні ходячий-підорас, ви не той напали. Ми прийшли вести нудний мирно-переговори до вас, ви самі знаєте навіщо ми тут.

(*The Rescue Rangers didn't understand what Har'Ban was talking about.*)

Chip: (*confused, trying to understand the situation*) Wait, wait, hold on. We don't understand what you're saying. Can you repeat that in English, please?

Gadget: (*saw their teenage army hiding in the forest, and responded to Chip*) Chip! Better to look into their...

(*Chip looked over and saw the teenage army from a distance.*)

Chip: (*whispering to Gadget*) I see them. But what are they doing, just watching us?

(*And then slowly came out the number 50 teenage armies from the forest, they wore black-steel armor and held black-steel cold weapons. But the team "Rescue Rangers" were surprised shocked that Har'Ban brought themselves a teenage army.*)

Chip: (*shocked, seeing the number of teenage army from the forest*) Holy...! They brought an entire teenage army with them. This doesn't look good.

Gadget: (*serious, taking defensive stance*) We need to stay alert, guys. I don't trust them.

Har'Ban: І та про що ж, кхм! (*understanding the answer, forgot the answer with the translation to conduct peaceful negotiations on the team "Rescue Rangers". Horrible voice and horrible answer in English on Chip*) Here's what I'll say, you walking rodent-sub-breed, you attacked the wrong one. We came to conduct boring peace talks with you, you know why we're here. We are from the "Blackteenagersky" factions, but this is our land, not yours, you damned asses. Oh! What Minecraft world was created by version 1.2.5? And it was created by the Swedish programmer "Markus Alexey Persson" also known by the nickname "Notch".

Chip: (*surprised that Har'Ban speaks English, but still cautious*) So you're from the "Blackteenagersky" factions, huh? And you came to negotiatepeaceful peace with us? As for the "Minecraft" world, it was indeed created by "Markus Alexey Persson" in version 1.2.5. But what does that have to do with anything?

Har'Ban: (*answer in English to the command "Rescue Rangers"*) As you all understand, you are idiots and freaks. We have been instructed by our respected founder-teenage leader "Blackmikhalov" from factions "Blackteenagersky". He demands that you disappear from our lands in the world of "Minecraft". And I will also say that you have killed one of our valiant teenage fighters (may have been recently killed by Dale in the past intro). You know, the two of them were watching what you were doing about some new life, no big deal.

Chip: (angry, remembering one of the teenage fighters) Oh, so you're talking about them? Look, it was self-defense! We didn't mean to kill anyone.

Gadget: (serious and defensive) Yes, it was an accident. They approached us with hostile intentions, and we had no choice but to defend ourselves.

Har'Ban: (*answer in English to the team "Rescue Rangers"*) You are wrong, fools... But you will still pay for this, for the death of our one valiant teenage fighters. And that's why we attack you, rob your resources and destroy your shameless wooden hut.

(*Team "Rescue Rangers" does not understand the topic, it turned out to be under threat to do so.*)

Chip: (*understanding the threat, but still trying to reason*) Wait, wait. We didn't mean to kill anyone, it was self-defense. Can't we just come to an agreement and find a solution that works for both sides? Violence won't solve anything.

Gadget: (*whispers into his ear at Chip*) Chip, we don't like this guy. You saw his creepy face, it was like he was Half-Horror or something... We're scared!

Har'Ban: (*answer in English to the team "Rescue Rangers"*) That's what you think, sucker rodents. Or - Get out of our world of Minecraft. Or - We will finish you off posthumously, while you will end up in coffins in the forest. And take my word for it, we won't stop until you get the hell out of here. You get my point, right? (*answer rudely in German to team "Rescue Rangers"*) Ihr seid hirnloser Abschaum, nagetierartige Idioten.

(*The teenage army started laughing.*)

Chip: (responding to Har'Ban, cautious) We get your point, but attacking us isn't gonna solve anything. Can't we just talk things through?

Gadget: (looking around at the teenage army) Yeah, we don't want any trouble here. Let's find a peaceful solution.

Har'Ban: (*answer in English to the team "Rescue Rangers"*) To say specifically... What... No!

(*Har'Ban throws a Blindness potion at the Rescue Rangers to blind them.*)

Chip: (*blinded by the Potion effect*) Agh-what the-?!

Gadget: (*also blinded*) I can't see anything-!

(*Har'Ban and together the teenage army scattered in themselves to the teenage base, and they with the team did not know where they were going.*)

Chip: (*frantically trying to navigate while blinded*) I can't see anything! We gotta stick together, guys!

Gadget: (*also trying to navigate while blinded*) This isn't good! We're being blinded and we don't know where they went!

(*Dale returned home from hunting, saw that Chip and Gadget had been blinded by someone.*)

Dale: (*anxious answer*) Oh! Guys, what's going on? And why are you blinded?

Chip: (*blindly feeling around*) Dale? Is that you?

Gadget: (*blindly also trying to reach out*) Yeah, it's us. We were attacked by someone and they blinded us. We don't know where they went or where we are now.

Dale: You're actually at our new home, remember? (*calmly responding to Monty and Zipper*) Monty and Zipper, what's wrong with you? Did someone blind you too?

Monty: (*also blinded, responding to Dale*) Nah, mate. I can't see a bloody thing.

Zipper: (*also blinded, panicked*) N-No! I can't see a d-damn thing!

Dale: (*uncomprehending response to everyone*) Then who blinded you this time?

Chip: (*still blinded, responding to Dale*) We don't know. We were attacked by some guy with a whole teenage army. I think his name was...Har'Ban?

Dale: (*surprised by the answer*) What?!?! Why didn't you tell us that they were still attacking, huh? Although you still blinded... Although... Ah! I know, since you didn't know that the blindness would end on you. You should wait until it ends in 8 minutes? Or 3 minutes, I don't understand...

(*And suddenly the blindness ended with the command "Rescue Rangers", and again to see.*)

Chip: (*rubbing his eyes, vision returns*) Oh, thank goodness. My eyesight is back. That blindness potion was no joke.

Gadget: (*also rubbing her eyes, vision returns*) Yeah, that was creepy. I'm just glad we can see again.

Monty: (*also rubbing his eyes, vision returns*) My eyes are back! I can see again!

Zipper: (*also rubbing his eyes, vision returns*) Thank goodness! I didn't like blindness...

Dale: (*I didn't think about the answer about 3 minutes after the blinding ended*) And what did I say about minute 3?

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(*To be continued...*)

Book Creation: StudioMosFilmV2

Director: StudioMosFilmV2

Characters: StudioMosFilmV2

Script: StudioMosFilmV2

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Authors:

Walt Disney Television Animation - Chip, Dale, Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey "Monty" Jack, Zipper