2 years ago

My review of Five Nights at Freddy's from Blumhouse Productions


Did I like the movie?

Yes.

Did I have fun watching the movie?

Yes.

Did the people around me have fun?

Yes.

Is the movie good?

Probably not?

Is the movie scary?

Not at all.

Am I coping when I say I like it?

Not really because I dislike everything after UCN.


I'm not gonna go into characters or plot because honestly that's not what I went for. I went to see the stunning animatronics and to have a good time watching a basic FNaF story.

  • The animatronics were indeed stunning and made the movie for me. It rekindled some of the lost love I had for this franchise.

  • I enjoyed Mike, Abby, Vanessa, and William.

  • It was cool to see Matt and Cory's cameos.

  • We did indeed get a basic retelling of FNaF 1, 2, and 3.

That's all that really matters to me.

And for what it's worth FNaF did get me to actually go to the theater, which other than for Mario hasn't happened in years. That has to count for something.

The movie has enough heart to get me on board with it and the sequels.

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