For those of you reading this out-of-context, here's just some of what our PowerPoint-game-company, "JadeJohnson Games™", a subsidiary of "JadeJohnson Industries™", is capable of pulling-off:
3 years ago
"Pro Grade Jading: The Spectacle 22" anyone?
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That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
Out with the old, In with the new!
It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!
When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!
JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
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