That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂