Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Green JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Purple JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Let's compare all the first game's entrances to CM Punk's from "Wrestle Camp 2". Warning: They're all in Nintendo®-Switch™-Capture-quality, due to GameJolt's video-file-size-limit.

Yellow JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Pink JadeJohnson (An Alternate Character Model)

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.