JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Revised, due to the release of "Donkey Kong Country Returns HD" next week.

Out with the old, In with the new!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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