Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

We are not Nintendo insiders, or leakers, or any of that; just wishfully thinking, we are.

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

We have made this today via a separate save-file for our Chum Vault - Experiencing The Reverie - Island Designer Tool! What will YOU-create?!

Out with the old, In with the new!

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

How to force your American-English-speaking Miis to say Japanese phrases as properly as possible - revealed! (Although, improper on-screen spellings are optional.)

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!