Wild Leak Appeared?!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!

Out with the old, In with the new!

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.