Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

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Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!