If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Out with the old, In with the new!

We've officially released version 2.0 of "Rock Paper Scissors" for the OLED Model of "Custom Switch Emulator Developer Kit™"! It features better HD Rumble, a scoring-system, prizes, and ways to level-up, -down, and -back-to-one! Here's a gameplay-video!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!