Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Out with the old, In with the new!

Even though we, are, taking things one step at a time, we, are, also getting closer as we do so!

Do you know anyone else who's made it possible to edit sprites in PowerPoint's Slide-Show mode!? If so, please introduce us to them!

Please enjoy, and as always, "Happy Jading!™"

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!