If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hello, everyone! ¡Hola a todos! We have some news to tell to you, in English, and also in Spanish! Tenemos algunas noticias para decir a ustedes, en inglés, ¡y también en español!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!

Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!