JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!