We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!