My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

New pfp--Deux jours

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

normal day in the argonne

A perfectly normal conversation.

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.