CabeStryoy

Mandatory "hash"-tag. #under_jam #underjam2016
I made this game because I'm 7 years old and wanted to be an cool on the internet, but instead I cry every night because my friends laugh and punch me a lot. I wanted to be a game maker ever since I was 13, but now................dot dot dot (because I'm so mysterious)........... Ugh, NEVERMIND UGH. Please vote my game up... or....or... OR I'LL END IT.
PLEASE VOTE ME QQ UGH UGH UGH! PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU. QQQQQQQQ

I'll win the #under_jam by default! Hooray! At the very very VERY least, I am a winner when there is no other contestants.

Watch the official review of "Cabestyrypyr or whatever the heckle it's called" here on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGwY_QcF50I
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