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Theory Of Everything
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Let me tell you a story. A wonderful story about a blue hexagon who loved dodgeball more than anything. Once upon a time, there was a blue hexagon who loved dodgeball more than anything. His name was Bob. Bob the hexagon. One day, evil aliens came from outer space and, in complete irony, blew up Bob's planet with their hexagon-like lasers. Somehow Bob survived. No idea how. His fate is inevitable, but he must survive as long as he can against the aliens' lasers.
FEATURING SUCH EXCITING STUFF AS:
+MOVING
+USING THE MOUSE
+GENERIC ENEMIES
+HGSADHFADU
+THOSE YELLOW THINGS THAT KILL YOU
+A SCOREBOARD
+ANNOYING MESSAGES THAT POP UP WHENEVER YOU MAKE IT ON THE SCOREBOARD
+ILLUMINATI (probably)
+SUPER-LOUD MENU MUSIC
+A MENU
+MUSIC
+AWESOME MUSIC
+PROBABLY OTHER STUFF
You control by moving the mouse. Your goal is, simply, survive. Don't touch the red hexagons. Those are lasers. Lasers are bad. Don't go outside the screen. That's outer space. Hexagons don't breathe in outer space. The more lasers you dodge, the more points you get. Yellow lasers are worth ten points if you dodge them. They are also lasers, though, so they will kill you.
Click start to play. If you haven't figured that part out by now.
This game was made in under 24 hours as part of the whatchyamacallit challenge that we totally did not make up.
Our best is 72. Can you beat it?
#arcade
Mild Cartoon Violence