Absolute Sh!tfest

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acetismuser @rpghorrorfan

Hi, I played your game to the end. Opened all chests and got the legendary weapon that allows you to do battles very easily. It was just about the right length for me. The music choices were great, like your hometown and the business corp (the sign was misspelled, I’m guessing that’s intentional). The humour was very hit and miss for me, mostly snarky and referential. But I chuckled once or twice at The Lad’s (great name by the way) unsympathetic one liners, the Monty Python music and getting hit by a car (I had a feeling it could happen, forgot for a while and it did and caught me off guard).

The segment where you walk into a house and find a bunch of murderers and KK Parade playing, reminded me of the Cannibal Village in New Leaf (again don’t know if that was intentional). Also I appreciate it when these game allow diagonal movement, though the character can clip into some of the textures a little.

I won’t spoil the rest of the experience for others.

Overall I enjoyed my time today playing this game, thanks for making it and introducing me to some cool tunes! :)

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's ABSOLUTE SHITFEST! Oh, wait. No, it's just a balloon. Did that just come from a funeral home?

A terrible, centuries old calamity is afoot. Who better to stop him than a smelly creep who proudly lives in filth and squalor? Team up with a successful business man and a disgraced clock worker in the hunt for the Blue Axe.

What is it?

ABSOLUTE SHITFEST is a run-of-the mill RPGMaker game with wacky writing, art ranging from passable to just plain lazy, and a soundtrack that is entirely thieved. This has been an off and on project which I have only just now had the motivation to finish. If you like RPG games, here's an hour of your life you'll never get back!

How do I play it?

First thing's first: You'll need the RPGMaker VX Ace Run Time Package. You can get it here straight from the source. No bullshit here!

https://www.rpgmakerweb.com/run-time-package

If you've played an RPGMaker game before, you'll know what you're doing. For those of you who haven't...

Use the ARROW KEYS to move.

Press SPACE to confirm, interact, and talk.

Press ESCAPE to access the menu. This is where you can save and equip items.

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