Can somebody please translate this into English?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

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Here's EVEN MORE #GameJoltColors25 great art from you fellow Jolters!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Who's excited for the new Kirby Air Riders?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

This week's Fan Art Friday celebrates Kirby! Accept the quest in your quest log to get started.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"