Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Deltarune: Shamrock

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

Happy father's day

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!