Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Install Now

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"