Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.