Hi there, care to sign my petition?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Can somebody please translate this into English?