Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.