My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.