Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!