I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"