But it's not all about Draxx Dustun Studios though, these official parody line-ups of the "DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder" messages will show you all about rise and falls of all official Parody Mascots, Parody Cameo Mascots, and Recalled Parody Mascots from Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!! So, sit back, just relax, and enjoy the first official entry of the entire DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder Series!!!!

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DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder #1 (For Zammitt Only) - Created on: Feb. 12th, 2025

(Originally Recorded on: Feb. 12th, 1989)

(Officially Recorded From: Jommwick Kenonedey)

This is the first entry of the official “DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder” Series, where all official parody information, secrets, lore, and tragedies for all Parody Mascots, Recalled Parody Mascots, and Parody Cameo Mascots from Draxx Dustun Studios are recorded!!! Today’s parody news broadcast here at DDS is all about “Zammitt”, the very first and official #DDSparodyMascot of Series One, officially created all the way back on May 1st, 1213!!! A year after Draxx Dustun Studios was first opened for the first time ever back on October 1st, 1212, from Nave Jonnson’s daughter known as “Debbradaey Jonnson”!!!!

DDS Parody Mascot #1 (of course), known as “Zammitt”, better known as just “Zamm”, was once again, the very first and EVER official parody mascot that was ever created from Draxx Dustun Studios, just a year after its first official opening!!!! Being the oldest #DSSparodyMascot here at the DDS HQ, Zamm was known to be “The Toilet of Wisdom”, an original name given by his old parody ancestor gods within the above of the skies!!! Zammitt was known to be the first successful parody mascot gifted from everybody who’d all had loved him!!! Zamm was indeed a literal toilet, but he WAS NO ORDINARY toilet though…….He was known to have THREE additional positive thoughts within his flushed-head!!!!

The First one being a “Heartful Thought”, a thought based on a friend needing to save others from tough and confusing situations!!!

The second one being a “Truthful Thought”, a thought based around telling people about their official and ACTUAL true thoughts around their surroundings!!!!

And the third one being known as an “Unbelievable Thought”, an official thought that contains everything that could create everybody to be known as brave heroes!!! Like Zammitt himself!!!

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But of course, during parody captivity times, Zamm was sometimes not always the one that can sometimes become a truthful toilet of wisdom and positive-ness, he was also known to have horrible nightmares of his dark parody past moments!!! Memories being known of DARK THOUGHTS!!!! Knowing to be the THREE opposite thoughts, also known as negative thoughts!!!!

First one being a “Hurtful Thought”, something that has thoughts creating much worse moments during situated events for other people to work around on!!! Like from natural disasters!!!!

Second being known as a “Lie Thought”, official LIES that occur all over people’s thoughts that could cause a future butterfly effect around other people’s past, present, and/or future selves!!!! Even from young ages like toddlers, kindergarteners, and of course, teenagers!!!!

Finally of course, it is known to be “Dark Thoughts”, it not only means that in a literal dark way, but they’re also known to have bad effects from many things that are dangerous, aggressive, and rude from so many events!!! From accidents, towards incidents, and from many past memories during tragic drama times!!!!

And again, because of all of that, Zammitt was kept inside of a parody captivity prison cell, and was sitting inside of there ever since he was officially captured from formal military tanks!!! Sadly, none of them had survived from Zamm’s attacks!!!! And even to this day alone, the official parody causes of Zammitt’s attacks are still unknown!!!! It was known of course, to be an official fluke of some kind of trick, but it was NO trick at all!!! He’d then turned into a bigger version of himself, spraying all FOUR military tanks from his poisonous and cleared toilet water sprays!!!!! Only just four additional tranquilizer darts were only things that made us capture Zammitt!!! And because of his sleep, he was then wrapped up with FIVE fishing nets and was then taped up with lots and lots of duct tape!!! From just NINE duct tape rolls alone!!!!!

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Thankfully though, after all of that, Zammitt was then left to rest inside of the prison cell!!! And he was sleeping in a four hour long deep coma ever since his capture-ness!!! Few days later though, he would then get an official roommate, which he would then become his official best friend ever since…….All moments within Zamm’s dark thoughts have still yet to be discovered though!!! But as for me, I have only one official theory here……..This official parody mascot ain’t from around here!!! Including here at Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!

So it MAY be possible here that this first parody mascot was actually created from real-life parody god-like ancestors within above the sky limits!!!! And Zammitt was no toilet at all…….Zamm may be created to like one, but during his past parody memories, he was actually programed and created to be an unpredictable monster, that could cause literal damages towards environmental creatures, and even humans!!!! All of this stuff could also mean that Zammitt was also known to become a toilet of wisdom as well too here!!!! But again, more future updates will always be created to show off some more of Zamm’s missing parody gaps of his past moments as a toilet that was NO ordinary toilet!!!!

More future parody updates sooner than later, for never!!!!

-Jommwick Kenonedey (The DDS Parody News Broadcast Presenter)

(Stay tuned for some more future updates in next future DDS parody news broadcast instalment about Zammitt, and all the rest of Parody Mascots, Parody Recalled Mascots, and Parody Cameo Mascots of Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!)

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Hey guys, it's me again here!!! For real thus time here!!!! I know it's been pretty slow for me from creating future updates during my off days here, but the reason why was because from not just from family and stuff, but also creating an all-new official series based around the Draxx Dustun Studios parody timelines and universes known as the "DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder" series!!!! And yes, it's part of the #DDSchroniclesSeries, but NOT the official episode/chapter of that series of course!!!!! The way how I decided to get these official ideas from were of course, the Toadster Archives sections from Garten of BanBan 4, the official VHS tapes from Poppy Playtime, and the interactive radio thingies that were recently added from an official patch for Joyville Chapter Two!!!! That's like THREE official mascot horror games into just one imagination from creating this kind of parody-like series-es of posts here!!!!

And yes, these kinds of things will of course show only the character within for these things as well too here!!!! And yes, for all of you cheaters out there, or maybe Google people out there, all of this official dialogue and stuff for Jommwick Kenonedey and his recordings were ALL officially made on ONE separate Google Doc Form that I'd actually made!!!! Now that is what I called an official New Year's Resolution for 2025!!!! Anyways folks, see you all next time during my next off day, and have a wonderful and safe day, and have a Happy Be-Early Valentine's Day of 2025!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!! #DDSparodyMascotNumber1!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #ZammittsAlwaysKindToPeople?????? #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!

(By the way, this is/was all parodies and such!!! Known to be as just fantasies, made-up stories, and just all make believe!!!! Which means, none of this stuff was all true and just all made up stories!!!!)