........Wait a minute here????? Is this yet another..........Indeed it is!!!! It's been almost three in a half months since the last one here!!!!! The official DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder series is FINALLY back, after delays on end here!!!!! Why's DDS HQ keep on doing these late future updates by the way???? Don't you realized that it's now dark out here in the Hawaiian Islands......Never mine that, let's see how this one goes here!!!!!!

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DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder #3 (For Slimme-Flurr Only) - Created on: May 12th, 2025 - May 19th, 2025

(Originally Recorded on: Feb. 19th, 1989)

(Officially Recorded From: Jommwick Kenonedey)

This is the third entry of the official “DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder” Series, almost a year after DDS HQ was officially created!!!.......A third parody mascot known as “Slimme-Flurr” was made!!!! From June 11th, 1213, throughout August 1st, 1213, this official parody mascot/experiment was originally to have the parody powers of giving people of all ages on things to do to help out their opposite personality traits!!!! Instead, he had the powers to manipulate others in more negative ways than one!!!! This means, Slimme-Flurr was actually created from strange machines that made two different versions of himself!!!! One which is his green/normal form, while the other one was all brown, yellow, and orange and can shoot out actual fire balls and also barf out literal magma/lava spit!!!!! The way how the original creator made this guy was still unknown at the time recording this stuff, and it’s still at this day uncleared on how this #3rdDDSparodyMascot was known to have better parody ideas………Actually, there’s only one thing we have here……….

…….And it’s about both of his two different personality traits!!!!! The first one’s easy, not only that he is of course, green, but he also has positive thoughts all around……..From thinking about better ideas, from having to deal with terrible situations, and to also have talks about feelings from friends, family members, staff workers, and of course, rivals!!!!! As for the second thought, it’s also easy……..But of course, it’s the opposite of all of that in between!!!! (Apart from the lava magma salivas and fired up flames of course…..) Instead of fixing situations in positive manners and situations, Slimme-Flurr just uses his negative personality powers and uses them in dark, horrifying, and negative ways!!!! Insteading of solving problems, he uses insulting words and/or phrases to make them even worse!!!! Instead of solving bad situations, why not making them worse with a little bit of fire power…….Instead of talking over disagreements with kindness and nice words, just use them as just weapons to fight around!!!!

So yeah, you get the idea from all of that……..As for his captured parody shenanigans, actually, it was somehow much easier than the last two from before!!!! Thankfully, we had captured him in his sleep. Probably because he was just super tired from all of his mental breakdowns!!!!!! Usually we don’t have situations like this……But I think I know that Slimme-Flurr was sleeping super hard a day right before this recording was created!!!!! It appears that Slimme-Flurr was trying to trick us from being captured from those DDS HQ authorities and everything!!!!! Mostly from his deep slumbers!!!!! But of course, on that night alone, after a few hours of his captivity, Slimme-Flurr had escaped from his enclosure and started to go on a parody rampage all over the DDS HQ facility!!!!

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Slimme-Flurr had suddenly been saying words and phrases that were so insultingly bad and inconsiderate, that the echoes of his terrible Russian and American accents were bouncing all over the place, saying all of the bad things in front of almost everything!!!! It appears that whoever created this Slimme-Flurr parody freak must’ve had something to deal with negative figures from his or her past lives/moments!!!!! Incidents/Accidents that made all of this truly happened in the first place!!!!! I am afraid once more that…….This Slimme-Flurr person is officially known as a dangerous parody creation towards our DDS HQ facility!!!!

And to add more parody insanity here during this parody drama-ness here, since that his negative personality was literally a fire hazard, we here at DDS HQ had no other choice then putting Slimme-Flurr into a cage that was fireproof and waterproof!!!! The reason why’s because things that were cold and hot, like lava lamps and actual big icicles were the only solutions that made Slimme-Flurr to be more calmer than ever!!!!! That explains why he'd calm down in the first place when went inside of the giant freezer and then the giant volcano factory!!!! Yeah, I think even as a rare parody mascot species here at Draxx Dustun Studios, we fear not to make any more official parody contacts in front of Slimme-Flurr!!!!!

But of course, we don’t want to have anymore insulting personalities attacking our DDS HQ parody staff and everything!!!! We must keep having safety solutions the best we can here!!!! And of course, for the last and final time, don’t make any eye contact in the front, back, or anywhere else all over Slimme-Flurr!!!!! We don’t want anymore negativity moments like we had today (as I am recording all of this of course……..)!!!!!! We just have to leave Slimme-Flurr out of conversations that are not only all positive, but also all negative as well too!!!! The reason why is………Well……….We all can’t trust him no more!!!!

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And you all thought that X-Plunger Dude was dangerous!!!!! Same as for that broken toilet as well too!!!! Well, Slimme-Flurr is of course, both a positive AND negative parody mascot of insulting and too much conversations!!!! Let us all not have this conversation ever again!!!!

More future parody updates sooner than later, for never!!!!

-Jommwick Kenonedey (The DDS Parody News Broadcast Presenter)

(Stay tuned for some more future updates in next future DDS parody news broadcast instalment about Slimme-Flurr, and all the rest of Parody Mascots, Parody Recalled Mascots, and Parody Cameo Mascots of Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!)

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Oh boy DDS HQ and Jommwick Kenonedey, let's not ALL have those kind of situations like that ever again!!!! Even if almost all graduation moments are all over and done already!!!!!!! WOW!!!! Eight days when this thing was created here!!!!! The last two DDS Parody News Broadcasts took like almost just a single day to make!!!!!! But this one here took a lot more longer here because of again, from all of the delays and everything!!!!! So yeah folks, I didn't expect this one here to be uploaded here very late at night!!!!!!! And I think we all know why this one got delayed!!!!! Apart from my working days and my family moments of course.........Anyways, another interesting thing about this series right here's that it'll be adding in some extra times on creating the future episodes/chapters for the #DDSchroniclesSeries!!!!!!! But of course, we all have to wait to find out for next time because of course, it's late at night and I need to get ready for work tomorrow!!!! Anyways, see you all next time and have a wonderful goodnight sleep!!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!! #DDSparodyMascotNumber3!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #DontInsultSlimmeFlurrAnymore!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!