But "Lord Drud Hostem (LDH)" has like, no wings on his back here!!!!! And his body's so stretch out like he has muscles, and his neck's shape like a giraffe's neck!!!!! But what can you all say huh???? He's the #8thNEDKmember here, so let us see what he has instore for us here!!!!!!! This might've been one of the most shortest paragraphs that I'd ever made in my entire life here for these kinds of posts!!!! Anyways, let's start already!!!!!

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Pesadilla Ender Dragon Kritters Parody Bio Doc #8 (For Lord Drud Hostem (LDH) Only) - Created on: June 8th, 2025

(Officially Created on: June 8th, 2025)

(Originally Created on: July 11th, 2005)

Name of NEDK Member: Lord Drud Hostem (LDH)

(Officially Created on: July 16th, 2005)

(DDS HQ Series Appeared on: Series Eight of 2025)

Pesadilla Parody Bio:

This is no ordinary Lethal Company here, this is no joke, and this isn’t something or SOMEONE to fool/mess around with…….This is “LDH”, better known as “Lord Drud Hostem”, the jockster behind many tricks up his non-existence sleeves!!!! Though, this guy doesn’t look like an Ender Dragon Kritter, but of course, he can still fly without wings, while using his magical powers!!!! To the top of his funny top hat, to the middle or center of his “Gaggical Vesst”, and from the bottom of his “Magic Wand of Mayhem Tricks” (also known as the “Wand Won Stick”), his magical powers can give you the official abilities to say horrible phrases, create awful jokes and puns, stretching out a few memes or more, and can also give you a JOKE WEAPON of choice!!!! Or any kind for that matter…….Like a shovel, deck of cards, magic wands of course, waterguns, poles, watering cans, hoses, any type of vehicle, any kinds of flowers, any choices of food, and of course, LDH’s all time and most favorite one, KNIVES!!!!! And yes, he does those things like you all do as well…..Mostly in front of his very own rival friends!!! His parody girlfriend included!!!! LDH can also bore almost anyone around himself, forcing or making them to leave, so he can stay alone with his rival friends and his loved ones!!!! But LDH, don’t you always be respectful with your own jokes, stories, puns, and funny humor??? Well, it’s between a correct and wrong answer here…..Never mind, it’s just all wrong here!!!!!

Lord Drud Hostem can never say anything funny and correct!!!! Lord Drud Hostem doesn’t even play nice with his actual friends!!!! Lord Drud Hostem can’t even drive properly!!!! Lord Drud Hostem does not learn how to share fairly!!!! And Lord Drud Hostem will always haunt your dreams forever and ever!!!! Making and redesigning your futures all over your brain cells and mind sets!!!!! He also never stops dancing!!!! His dancer moves can suck sometimes…….LDH doesn’t even leave us alone while we’re on our breaks, days off, or even during the hours that we all work and learn!!!! He just pops out of nowhere and starts to do anything at random!!!! Like giving us really gross meals, giving us creepy looks at our body gestures, and making us letters, notes, or quotes about our futures that will go horribly wrong!!!! He even pops out of thin air during special events from zoos, aquariums, stadiums, water parks, colleges and schools of course, museums, live streams, amusement parks, restaurants, and of course, OUR BIRTHDAYS!!!!! Especially our graduations, proms, homecoming games, field trips, or any other school related events in general!!!! And don’t get me started on our movie theaters!!!!! LDH never acts well during those places!!!! OH!!!! Let’s not forget about our beloved and shopping malls as well too!!!! LDH acts far worse on those areas of our choices!!!!

Besides the instant shopping nonsense, Lord Drud Hostem is also known as the “Gag Annoyer” among the other Nightmare Ender Dragon Kritter members!!!! LDH prefers to stay around your personal bubbles!!!! And I mean, all of your personal bubble spaces!!! AND I MEAN, ALL OF THEM INSIDE OF ONE MASSIVE CONTAINER FILLED WITH BAD JOKING QUALITY!!!! And that was too loud and too much space!!!! And that’s too much sauce!!!! Right, I also forgot that LDH also just spills anything liquid or not all over yourselves!!!!! Like slime, any kinds or types of juice, beer, or soda, water of course, mud, rocks, bricks, salt water, any foods or meals of your choice, lava, animals of any kind (mostly being them small bugs), and yes, even blood!!!! But okay then, LDH does seem to sometimes be low-energised and a bit obnoxious, but he does of course sleep during the night!!!! But do that in the back or front of our homes!!! Including the insides!!!! OH BOY!!!! Lord Drud Hostem even becomes a clumsy and klutzy person on purpose sometimes as well too!!!! While we’re out and about, teaching our friends, and even during the worst possible times as usual!!!! Overall, LDH isn’t a positive jokester!!!! He’s an absolute masterpiece of death and destruction!!! That’s not funny……….And it will never be funny!!!! None of this wasn’t even any jokes!!!! It was all serious business to deal with LDH's terrible actions of comedy central!!!!!

(Koszmar Ender Scent: Golly Gumdrop Peppermint-Strawberry Watermelon)

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We're getting closer you guys!!!!! DDS HQ has only one #NEDKmember left for us to see everything about!!!!!! But of course, we have stay tuned for some more future updates on all of that of course!!!!!! Anyways, hope you are all enjoying this so far!!!!!! And yes, using Google Docs creating these things here were a better idea in paper!!!!! And yes, this is just all parodies, fantasies, and folklore!!!! So, none of this that I'd made here aren't all real and everything!!!!!! Anyways folks, stay tuned for some more future updates as always!!!! And yes, just letting you all know that the official #61stJJSvideo's now officially out!!!!! Go check that out if interest!!!! Anyways, see you all next time and have wonderful, safe, positive, and relaxing summer vacation!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!!! #NEDKMemberNumber8!!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #LHDsAjocksterOfTerribleChoices!!!!!!! #NeverTrustTheHostemBoss!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!!!

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