I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

Arbor Day

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT:

Things are going well, but there's still quite a lot left to do. I'm going finish a truncated version of the update first, and after that I'll start prioritizing working on the update's new route.

(More details in the article)

Crimbo.

I have spent the last few weeks wondering on and off if putting these two in a room together would be a character design faux-pas for a thing I haven't even started working on yet (and it's possible, though unlikely, I never will).

I did it because the schnoz felt off center.

And also to fix the game breaking bug, that too.

Relevant footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ab1_Mdcqc

Not a super intense update, but it restores functionality to an element of the Gluttinator/Weez fight that got lost due to the larger party member count.

There's a new Wes Anderson movie coming out within the next two months, so I've got something to look forwards to for the immediate future.

Or at least a closer future than some of the other stuff I'm looking forwards to, anyways.

Barring the Wretched Glove stuff, these are actually pretty small changes. But, there's a common event/infrastructural rework and I bump the version number up whenever I do stuff like that.