Alistair is Canadian

Alistair is a drunk

Alistair beats Sugar and Fox and all his other boys but he actually thinks it's helping

Alistair used to do adult films

Alistair has slept with Tosser but they aren't together

Alistair's flaps fan out when mad or frustrated

Alistair has alot of trust in Tosser and Wendy

Alistair let's Tosser live with him

Alistair has thought about asking Tosser out

His saliva somehow raises subjestability is those who consume it which is why he kisses his workers