My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

normal day in the argonne

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Ishowspeed

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!