9 months ago

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.


Currently drinking a surplus of water to stay alert and consuming some antioxidant-rich provisions to assist in the metabolism of the substance to see as little effect as possible.--common mistake, I'm sure.

Please store and/or label your alcoholic confectionery properly if you live with an underage individual!

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