My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my...

Mentally Deficit Niko @Cags_und_Mental_Issues

1 month ago

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Currently drinking a surplus of water to stay alert and consuming some antioxidant-rich provisions to assist in the metabolism of the substance to see as little effect as possible.--common mistake, I'm sure.

Please store and/or label your alcoholic confectionery properly if you live with an underage individual!

Niko's Mental Asylum Mandated Therapy [VENT HERE]

Next up

@Cags_und_Mental_Issues28

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

@Cags_und_Mental_Issues73

Approximately an hour and a half until we must bid adieu.

EDIT: It's over. Finale felt a little rushed, but it was epic af.

@Cags_und_Mental_Issues9

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

@Cags_und_Mental_Issues47

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

@Cags_und_Mental_Issues3

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!