Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

New pfp--Deux jours

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Repent

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like