Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Repent

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!