So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Repent

New pfp--Deux jours