Niko was here! @Cags_und_Mental_Issues

Heya folksies! This bio is a bit different from how it's been for nearly three years now. Soley for your information, there used to be a crime catalogue up here.

I'm just an annoying little neurodivergent smartass with an insatiable hunger for connection! The things I find enjoyment in, of which there is a very limited array of, are consuming indie animation shows, studying and finding humor in the absurd human spectacle that is history, venturing the dynamics of conflict, and creating music utilizing mostly improv.

(This bio is really damn old and it was only updated to state such very recently.)

PfP usually isn't original, but that's to be expected.

Quote of the [whatever body of time I want]

"Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei!"

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Pleasant GJ folk you should follow (most of these have aged to some extent and some may even be dead and/or deleted accounts. The ludicrously ancient ones were removed in a grand bio purge that occurred on the thirtieth of November, 2024, along with some other information that was once here. The uppermost names are mostly the newer ones.

@The-God-Of-Planets Met this fellow on VRChat and never since recovered from the ailment. Exoplanet Copper-9 is legally under their ownership now.

@Yeah_man20 . A fellow I often spoke to.

@Landon5744 A creator in need. What he didn't know was that I was also in need.

@UberPolice A memer.

@Projektile The greatest memer in GameJolt history.

@AJSGodlike310 A fine grade A fellow who is of the upper classes.

@freshsansbroski_forletaco She showed up and made a name for herself.

@Piece_of_Toast Responsible for various crimes. Shows up quite a bit, and comes back even more.

@Lest-Soft Chronic Bio Mentionee.

[DATA NOW EXPUNGED FOR SAFETY]

Personal shit, most of which is abysmally old:

Inattentive and hyperactive.

I am pretty paranoid.

I am generally very musical, and I am always curious about other people's musical taste, and will not hesitate to ask anyone about their favorite genre. I will also probably judge them off of their musical taste.

I also make sure not to make very many grammatical mistakes, and try to look as well put together as possible. But a grammar error or a tipoe es inevvetablee goyeeng too hapen.

Apparently I am supposed to have slightly above average intelligence, but I am still skeptical about that, especially considering the dumb shit I do. If I ever start acting dumber, then blame the toxins in that corroded battery.

I can be a dickhead and an idiot at times.

I am extremely impulsive and really fucking annoying, but trust me, I'm trying.

I'm kind of polite, I guess, but mostly only to strangers, for some reason. I don't know. I barely know myself.

I think I am supposed to be funny? I don't know. You decide that. I don't.

And finally:

I ❤ J A Z Z

Now quit making me spill my guts!