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Are you all ready for another parody update from HHS HQ and Napature Science themselves???? Maybe???? How about now, huh???? Really???? Well, okay then folks!!!!!


Oh, and of course!!!!!! We're now talking about none other then the second member of the "Parody Originaliters of HHS HQ" known to be as "Goldossive Brunchal", the Official Header & CEO of Napature Science!!!!!!! Better known as the second parody HHS HQ pillar, this guy was one of the most energetic and most funniest parody staff member that HHS HQ and Napature Science has ever had!!!!! But of course, let's not spoil all of this right now and center and cut right into the parody chase!!!! Shall we????? Let us all take a closer look here to learn more about Goldossive Brunchal and all of his parody facts and everything from both Napature Science and Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!!!

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Welcome (Goldossive Brunchal), the Official Header & CEO of Napature Science!!!!!!! And also part of HHS HQ as well too!!!!!!

Goldossive Brunchal (The Official Header & CEO of Napature Science)

Originally Born on: April 15th, 1245

Working at HHS HQ Since: July 28th, 1977

(All Originally Made on: July 28th, 1979)

(All Officially Re-Made on: January 5th, 2026)

Official Parody HHS HQ Job: Running AND Protecting Everything all over at Napature Science!!!!!!

Official HHS HQ Parody History Message about (Second) Member of the Official Parody Originaliters of HHS HQ (Originally Recorded on: July 30th, 1979):

"Life, parodies, and DEATH can be a mix of dangerous threats all over us!!!! But our future parody technologies and strategies are our newest parody futures to beholding with!!!! HEEEHEEE!!! Good morning and good marrow folks!!!! My name is "Goldossive Brunchal", but you can call me as just "Goldy Brunch" for short!!!! As far as I am aware of all of this, since July 28th, 1977, I've been obsessed of creating many kinds of original parody inventions of ideas and creativities that help us make our TWO parody factories/facilities grow more positively stronger then ever!!!! Napature Science of course is MY parody future of parody tomorrow-ness!!! Let us make our future parodies and originalities shine more positively brighter then ever!!!! It's our future chances of course!!!!"

Born as a little and cute child beneath the almost poorly made floors inside of an old and poorly made orphanage (and also been raised there with TWO rich people), Goldossive Bruncha originally named to be as Goldy Brunch (which was his nickname of course at the time) had wanted to show his future worlds and friends about creating his very own and original ideas!!!! Such as inventing stuff!!!!! During a local science fair in California at his official (and now defunct) high school known as "Napature High School", Goldy Brunch and his trusty partner known as "Xara Purrnality" (nicknamed as "X Arafiles") had officially made their very first and ever original invention known as the "TruckFlard-9000"!!!!!! An official and future vehicle that'll just not only do hand-made creations, but also order all of your stuff online just as quick as an eye!!!! And whatever that means, both Goldossive Bruncha and his girlfriend Xara Purrnality had officially won the contest and started to head off towards of course, at the future construction sights for HHS HQ around on January 17th, 1837!!!!! Parody growth sprits were totally weird back then........

..........Anyways, since then, around on July 28th, 1977, good old Goldossive Bruncha (Goldy Brunch) was officially known as the official creator of the now seen "Napature Science", officially named right after his old high school that got shut down due to a massive fire accident back around on July 6th, 1976!!!! Since then, he had been created so many original inventions that were known as the official machines to create almost all hand-made parody mascots and parody cameo mascots for Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!! And the first and second ones were known as both "Handledd" and "Stranngled", which would been known as the parents of both Mangled (the second to third hand-made parody mascot made from Baxx Jonnson) and Tangled (the very first hand-made parody mascot made from Nave Jonnson)!!!!! Time after time, Goldossive Bruncha (Goldy Brunch) had became known as his famous parody works and originalities of inventing stuff all for both HHS HQ and Napature Science!!!!!! But will Goldossive Bruncha (Goldy Brunch) become also known as some future parody threat to both HHS HQ and Napature Science's parody reputations and parody companies themselves???? We'll never know until more future guests will arrive with their own future inventing originalities!!!!!!!!!!!

-End Of HHS HQ Parody History Message!!!!!

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Golly geez people!!!! That was positively well written indeed here folks!!!!! And spoilers ahead for the next #POofHHSHQmember of course!!!!! It's none other then Xara Purrnality (X Arafiles)!!!!!!! Better known as the master behind all blueprinting ideas for future or upcoming parody projects!!!!!!! Anyways, catch you all later, wish me luck at work as always, and have a wonderful and safe day!!!!! #WelcomeToHaxsHustunStudios!!!!!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!!!!!! #GoldossiveBrunchal!!!!!!!!!!!! #GoldyBrunch!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!!!! #POofHHSHQmember2!!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!! #HappyNewYearsDayOf2026!!!!!!!!



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