As part of what we're now able to do with our new "JadeJohnson Records Generation X Instruments™", we now, post-launch, plan to let players choose custom-doorbell-chimes, which will play before their (post-launch-)interior-showcase-montage is presented!
If you don't do-so already, and you want to know what these new doorbells'll sound like, be sure to follow this game-page, as we'll be adding all of the custom-doorbell-chimes into the soundtrack-player for you to either stream, or download! We hope that you're just as excited to hear these tones as we are having fun making them! They're super easy, and we've already composed sixteen utterly-unique chimes in one single day!
Until we start releasing them, "Happy Jading!™"
Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!
Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!
Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!
Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!
Out with the old, In with the new!
Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!
And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!
But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!
Hello, everyone! ¡Hola a todos! We have some news to tell to you, in English, and also in Spanish! Tenemos algunas noticias para decir a ustedes, en inglés, ¡y también en español!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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