Maio pissing but Axl is here?!

Axl pisses on a friend he likes and hates

And tbh his piss is very long

Noone cares about peach tho

Because bowser is stealing all food in the mushroom kindom

Why?

Because he can and everyone has to ask him for food!

So he gets the new king

Now what?

Yeah mario broke his legs!

Ok im sorry

This article makes no sense does it?

Yeah why are you still reading!?

STOP!

You know i could end this text any time...

Ok im sorry to my friend for pissing on him...

What?

About luigi?

I thought he died in that one smash bros trailer!?

Yeah now you know...

What is peach doing?

Idk

Its a f ing fruit what do you think.

Oh the person!

Yeah she turned into a peach after driniing some shit...

Yeah

Oh

Wait

Bowsers plan makes no sense then!?

Yeah i dont know da fish be fine with it.