Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?