I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Little quickie I did.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.