Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Little quickie I did.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Install Now

Can somebody please translate this into English?