Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.