Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.