Wild Leak Appeared?!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Out with the old, In with the new!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hello, everyone! ¡Hola a todos! We have some news to tell to you, in English, and also in Spanish! Tenemos algunas noticias para decir a ustedes, en inglés, ¡y también en español!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!