Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Out with the old, In with the new!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!